Last weekend, he was travelling back from Madagascar looking at lemur, amongst other things, so it was probably with some surprise that he might have read an article in the Sunday Times.

Seventy-five guests, including the television stars Stephen Fry and Dame Judi Dench, began to arrive at Highgrove, the country home of Charles and Camilla, the Duchess of Cornwall, shortly before six o’clock yesterday for an evening of entertainment, celebration and the prince’s own organic food.

I guess the Times wasn’t invited.  Mind you, it would provide a handy alibi should he have been up to something more nefarious that Saturday night..

(Incidentally, the BBC were just as bad)