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Ride the Atheist bus…to hell!

You’ve probably been following the story behind the atheist bus adverts which are currently running in London, but just in case, here’s a quick precis.

Atheist Bus

Atheist Bus

It all started with an article in The Guardian concerning religious advertising on the side of buses.  The author was irritated that while normally you need to provide evidence to back up your claims for adverts, it was apparently acceptable for this one to point people to a website which proclaimed that unless you accept God into your life:

You will be condemned to everlasting separation from God and then you spend all eternity in torment in hell. Jesus spoke about this as a lake of fire which was prepared for the devil and all his angels (demonic spirits) (Matthew 25: 41).

Apparently quoting from the Bible on an advert is fine and since the rest of the content was on a website, that’s out of the Advertising Standards Authority‘s  (ASA) domain.  The author then suggested that if you could raise £23,400 then you could run an atheistic advert on the side of a bendy-bus for two weeks in London.  The phrasing

There’s probably no God. Now stop worrying and get on with your life

was proposed, since the use of the word ‘probably’ protected Carlsberg from litigation and a Just Giving campaign created to try and raise the money.  The British Humanist Association agreed to administer the scheme, Richard Dawkins agreed to match all donations up to a maximum of £5,500 pounds and a target total of £11,000 was set, enough to run two sets of atheist adverts on 30 London buses for four weeks.

Atheist Tube Advert

Atheist Tube Advert

From there, to say the campaign was successful would be slightly understating it.  To date, they have raised £150,485, just slightly over the original target (by 2400%!) and the adverts have now spread across the UK and onto the London Underground.

The campaign hasn’t been without detractors however.  One bus driver in Southampton has refused to drive any buses carrying the commercial and is being accommodated by his employers (I hope for their sake that they don’t have vegetarians refusing to drive buses advertising animal products, pacifists with buses advertising the army or even atheists refusing to drive around religious adverts or they could be facing a scheduling nightmare!).

The most entertaining objections have come from the Christian Voice and their representative, Stephen Green.  They launched an objection, to the ASA saying that ‘the advertisments (sic) break the ASA’s codes on substantiation and truthfulness‘, presumably completely missing the irony inherent in that statement.  That left us with the potentially fascinating eventuality of the ASA being required to determine the existence or not of God, a trial which would have topped even Scopes.

Wisely, but disappointingly for those of use looking forward to seeing the proofs of God’s existence, the ASA declined to get involved, saying that the advert wasn’t in breach of the code.

The ASA Council concluded that the ad was an expression of the advertiser’s opinion and that the claims in it were not capable of objective substantiation. Although the ASA acknowledges that the content of the ad would be at odds with the beliefs of many, it concluded that it was unlikely to mislead or to cause serious or widespread offense.

The Christian Voice’s response to this was eyebrow raising by any standards:

‘If the ASA had thought the humanists could provide evidence for their claim, they would have asked them for it. As they know there is no evidence for the proposition that ‘there is probably no God’, they have let their secularist friends off the hook. ‘I debated this issue secularists five times in recent days, and despite repeated challenges, they could not once come up with anything to back up their claim that there is ‘probably no God’.

‘We always knew the ASA was just another tool of the politically-correct secularist establishment, but here’s the proof. Their ruling is a good example of how the deck is stacked against Christians today, and the Church needs to wake up to the anti-Christian agenda right now.

I’m not exactly sure how Stephen Green expected the ASA to prove either the existence or non-existence of God, but to say that by not upholding his complaint they are ‘letting their secularist friends off the hook‘, you have to wonder how he was planning to prove that God does exist.  I can’t prove that there isn’t an invisible elephant (which is undetectable by all known means) sitting in my front room at the moment, but I’d say that the balance of probabilities suggests that there isn’t.

However, rather than just leave it there, he manages also to get a dig in at homosexuality

‘On ‘taste and decency’, the ASA have simply taken a subjective decision to dismiss the complaints of offensiveness. On planet ASA, complaints from people of faith are not given the same weight as those from secularists. But what do you expect when the ASA council is appointed and run by a campaigning homosexual, Chris, Lord, Smith of Finsbury?’

And what about all those pesky teenagers who might want to protect themselves against cervical cancer?

Last week, it ruled against an advertorial Christian Voice placed in the New Statesman, after just one solitary complaint that a prediction that every Government initiative on teenage sexuality would increase teenage infertility could not be substantiated.

That ‘advertorial‘ said:

‘There is a Biblical principle that we reap what we sow. It applies to nations as well as to individuals. What politicians sow, the people reap. When politicians sow evil, the people reap misery, and the poorest reap it the worst”. The ad went on to describe the detrimental impact of government policies and legislation on society. It included the text “Now we have the disaster of teenage infertility. Every government initiative, including the HPV vaccine, will increase it, but as all the targets revolve around pregnancy, no-one in power knows how many young people they are making sterile and nobody cares”.’

Those interfering secularists at the ASA demanded

‘robust, scientific evidence that the HPV vaccine caused infertility in teenagers’

Scientific evidence?  How unreasonable.  After all, look where we’d end up if we relied on that:

‘It is a good job the Advertising Standards Authority was not around when the Old Testament was written, or we would be missing half the Christmas story. The ASA would have wanted Isaiah to substantiate his claim that ‘a virgin shall conceive and shall bear a son’ (Isa 7:14). They would have demanded ‘robust, scientific evidence’ that virgins can conceive.

Yep, that one might have come up in the Atheist bus ruling too, except of course that’s a mistranslation anyway.  Funny how atheists seem to know more about the Bible than many believers, but we’re getting off the point.

According to the Christian Voice:

the secularists will take us further down the road to their hell on earth.

But it seems to me so far in this campaign, all the atheists have done is encouraged people to

Stop worrying and enjoy your life

Whereas Christian Voice seem to be the ones doing all the condemning.  In any case, the campaign seems to be spreading worldwide now, so Stephen Green had better get used to it.

It’s only fair to point out that other, more sensible, religious groups have welcomed the campaign:

..the Methodist Church said it thanked Professor Dawkins for encouraging a “continued interest in God”.
Spirituality and discipleship officer Rev Jenny Ellis said: “This campaign will be a good thing if it gets people to engage with the deepest questions of life.”
She added: “Christianity is for people who aren’t afraid to think about life and meaning.”

That’s having confidence in the robustness of your belief at least.

Bus advert photo: © Jon Worth / British Humanist Association
Tube advert photo: Loz Flowers / Flickr / Creative Commons

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New Coraline trailer released

There’s a new Coraline trailer popped up on the web:

This is the first one I’ve seen that seems scary enough for the book.

I’ve been hoping that the movie would manage to preserve the air of fairy-tale menace that the story conjures up so I’m now optimistic that the film should be great too. Is it just me or does that doorway seem somewhat reminiscent of Being John Malkovich though?

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Italian Job contest winner

The Royal Society of Chemistry have announced their winner for their Italian Job contest.

I summarised the shortlist earlier, but they’ve gone for the practical but dull smash out the windows, let down the tyres, dump the fuel and load the front with rocks option.

If you ask me, some of the other entries that didn’t make the shortless look much more imaginative though, even if perhaps not actually practical!

It looks like they had:  grapples made from venetian blinds and clothing, ball and chain efforts with boulders (I’m not quite sure what’s going on with that one!), unfortunate team members impaled on the front of the bus and even the use of other dimensions (meta material?) to pick from.

Personally I think they should have gone for the making nitric and hydrochloric acid from their explosives and urine option (they are the Royal Society of Chemistry after all) but that only came in fourth.

The final ranking was:

  • Winner:  Smash windows, dump fuel and let down tyres
  • Runner-Up:   Melting the road

and in no particular order:

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Hang on a minute, lads – I’ve got a great idea

I’m sure you’ve all seen the classic film The Italian Job (and no I don’t mean the god-awful remake) so you’ll know the literally cliff-hanging ending.  Ever since, people have been left to speculate what Charlie Croker’s great idea to rescue the gold might have been.  As you know, the thieves are left at the end of the film balancing at one end of a coach with the newly stolen gold at the other end and the whole thing teatering on the edge of a cliff.

Michael Caine revealed the original plan from the script was to switch on the engine and burn off the petrol from the tank until the reduced weight allowed the coach to right itself, but the Royal Society of Chemistry was interested in seeing if there were any better ideas out there.  They issued a challenge to see if anyone could come up with any other solutions to how the gang might have escaped safely with the gold.

This week, they published their shortlist of the five top solutions.

They are, in short:

  • Smashing the glass from the windows, draining the fuel tank and letting the tyres down
  • Loading up the back with rocks
  • Dissolving the gold with acid made from the explosives in the coach and their urine
  • Melting the asphalt on the road so the bus would stick to it
  • Moving further to the front of the coach to allow someone to go forward and pull the gold back

The official winner is announced on Friday.  Incidentally, use of helicopters as a solution was explicitly banned.

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Obama’s Inauguration

In common with millions of others, I’ve just been watching President Obama’s inauguration speech.  It’s impressive just how credible a world leader he already looks, standing next to Bush it was obvious which one you’d pick as the one with the presidential X-factor, even if you knew nothing about them.

Even though his speech was clearly always going to be more inspirational than laying out specific policies, he’s already managed to mark some pretty clear changes of direction from his predecessor.

We will restore science to its rightful place, and wield technology’s wonders to raise health care’s quality and lower its cost. We will harness the sun and the winds and the soil to fuel our cars and run our factories. And we will transform our schools and colleges and universities to meet the demands of a new age.

It’s good to see that scientific study is being given a central role in his view for the future.  He also painted a much more inclusive role than Bush managed:

For we know that our patchwork heritage is a strength, not a weakness. We are a nation of Christians and Muslims, Jews and Hindus – and non-believers.

Compare that with Bush:

I don’t know that atheists should be considered as citizens, nor should they be considered patriots. This is one nation under God.

It’s ok atheists, you can come back in now.

He also seems willing to take America into a more active international role, and one which doesn’t just involve invading other countries:

What is required of us now is a new era of responsibility – a recognition, on the part of every American, that we have duties to ourselves, our nation, and the world, duties that we do not grudgingly accept but rather seize gladly, firm in the knowledge that there is nothing so satisfying to the spirit, so defining of our character, than giving our all to a difficult task.

as the world grows smaller, our common humanity shall reveal itself; and that America must play its role in ushering in a new era of peace.

To the Muslim world, we seek a new way forward, based on mutual interest and mutual respect. To those leaders around the globe who seek to sow conflict, or blame their society’s ills on the West – know that your people will judge you on what you can build, not what you destroy. To those who cling to power through corruption and deceit and the silencing of dissent, know that you are on the wrong side of history; but that we will extend a hand if you are willing to unclench your fist.

To the people of poor nations, we pledge to work alongside you to make your farms flourish and let clean waters flow; to nourish starved bodies and feed hungry minds. And to those nations like ours that enjoy relative plenty, we say we can no longer afford indifference to suffering outside our borders; nor can we consume the world’s resources without regard to effect. For the world has changed, and we must change with it.

It was also good to hear him affirming that security should not be obtained at the expense of freedom and the rule of law

As for our common defence, we reject as false the choice between our safety and our ideals.

Hopefully that will mean an end to torture and more generally a re-assertion of human rights over oppressive legislation (something that we could do with more of here in the UK too).

He’s taken over the most powerful country in the world the day after the most depressing day in history apparently, so expectations are high.  I hope that he can carry the level of authority that he manages to create and the sense of optimism that he’s able to create in others into providing solutions to the plethora of issues that await him.

Oh, and “Ex-President Bush”   How good does that sound?

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Sometimes I despair for humanity

I’ve just been listening to ‘Any Questions‘ and ‘Any Answers’ on the radio. For those of you that are outside the UK, or don’t listen to Radio 4, ‘Any Questions’ is a discussion programme where a panel of notable figures are presented with questions from the news of the week and invited to share their opinions. The discussion this week touched on the Gaza crisis, Barack Obama’s upcoming inauguration and other such topical events.
Traditionally, the final question tends to be more light-hearted and so it was this week.

[Edit:  Listen Again links will have expired by now, but Jonathan has copies of the audio in his blog]

The panel were asked (it’s from about 46.18 on Listen Again for this week’s episode)

What kind of dog do you hope the Obama family bring to the White House?

There were various suggestions and then Christopher Hitchens replied:

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. That would mean I would say an Irish Setter.

When asked why, he replied.

Stupid, highly strung, but dead loyal.

A perfectly reasonable answer you’d think? Wikipedia does say that contrary to popular opinion, Irish Setters aren’t stupid, but that does at least confirm that Hitchens’ view is a common one. Presumably the worst response you might expect would be from an Irish Setter lover to defend their intelligence.

No, apparently not, as someone then actually phoned in to ‘Any Answers’ to say (at about 27.22 on iPlayer)

I’m really concerned that the BBC allowed the word stupid and the word Irish to be broadcast in the same sentence. As you may know the racial stereotype of the Irish is that we are stupid so I’m really surprised. I did complain about this last night I phoned the BBC made a complant about it and asked if it could be edited out. Just that word, just the word Irish which could have easily been done. Christopher Hitchen’s didn’t say Setter, he said Irish setter..

Yes, amazingly someone actually managed to take a comment about a breed of dog and turn it into a racial slur.

An Irish Setter

An Irish Setter

Jonathan Dimbleby attempted to placate her by again pointing out that he was talking about a dog (and that editing things out of a live programme is problematic) but she was having none of it.

No, the point is, if you’re actually broadcasting a stereotype like that, that the Irish are stupid..

He tries again, this time ‘with great humility‘ to placate her but she then tries to link this into a series of slights against the Irish with the Government trying to remove them as a nationality from the census!

Just how big a chip on your shoulder do you have to have to take comments about a breed of dog and make them a derogatory attack on your nationality?  It’s a good thing no-one mentioned German Shepherds or the German farming lobby would have been blockading Broadcasting House!

[Update:  Judging by some of the comments on the BBC Radio 4 Message board she’s not the only one.  What’s wrong with you people?]

Image © Brian Snelsdon Creative Commons Attribution 2.0 Generic Licence

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More from the Polish spymaster

When we left our phrase-book story yesterday, the authorities were closing in on Tom’s little covert espionage ring but John needs to sneak away for a while to confirm where Tom and Jan are hiding. To keep his cover story intact he needs to justify the trip to Mary:

Mary: Do you know if you’re going to go away on business next week, John?
John: Well, I may. But why do you want to know?
Mary: I tell you in a moment but first tell me when you’re going and how long you’ll be away.

On his return, he’s obviously implicated the Harrises as sheltering our trainee spies. Action is swift:

Helen: Have you heard about the burglary, Mary?
Mary: The burglary?
Helen: Yes. You know the Harrises don’t you? Well, their house was burgled last night and lots of valuable things were stolen.

Helen: Somebody noticed a big car standing outside the Harrises’ house.
Mary: There’s nothing suspicious about that.
Helen: Ah, but you see, it was in the middle of the night and the car had its lights turned off.

But now a scapegoat is needed. Fortunately, to blame the whole thing on those pesky kids, all wired on decadent Jazz records, is the work of a moment:

Mr B: Have you heard anything new about that burglary? Have the police found any clues?
Mrs B: Didn’t you know John? The thieves have been caught and nearly all the stolen things recovered.
Mr B: Really? Sounds almost too good to be true. For once the police have done a good job.
Mrs B: Yes, and you know: It was all done by teenagers.
Mr B: I see. So there’s a gang of teenage thieves operating in our part of the town is there? I suppose we’ll have to keep my cigarettes and Jane’s jazz records locked up.

Tom and Jan, needless to say are never mentioned again.

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English for Everyone (spies included)

I’ve long been curious about the effectiveness of phrase books.  Ever since reading Jerome K Jerome’s description of George’s attempts to buy a hat in London using a German phrase book in ‘Three Men on a Bummel” I’m always tempted to flick through guides to English written in other languages.  Of particular interest is the situations that they anticipate occurring, identified by the phrases provided as I think they can provide an interesting insight into the culture which has produced the book.

With this in mind, while I was in Poland over Christmas I picked up ‘English for Everyone’ by Janina Smólska and Jan Rusiecki, published in 1966, presumably in the middle of the Soviet domination of the country.  It has a number of conversations, in English, intended to show sentence structure presumably, but it’s often difficult to read them without introducing a rather sinister subtext into the proceedings.

Things start innocently enough,

John and Mary have a house in London.
Haven’t they got a small garden as well?                 Yes, they have
Mary has a piano in her room.
Hasn’t Mary got a desk in her room, too?               Yes, she has

But things soon start sounding suspicious when Jan arrives on the scene..

Mrs. B:  Tom!  Who locked the door to Jan’s room?
Tom: Locked? It’s never locked.
Mrs B: Exactly. It’s never locked and yet I can’t get in. What have you done with the key Tom?

Tom is eventually forced to turn out his pockets and the key is found, but why was the door locked and why was Tom trying to cover for Jan?
The plot thickens later in the book.

Mrs B: Where have you been, Tom? Why are you so late?
Tom: I was at Dicks, We played chess, and then we had supper, and…
Mrs B. But it’s ten o’clock! Why did you stay at Dick’s so long?

Tom comes up with various excuses, but reading between the lines it’s clear there’s more going on than meets the eye.
Next, he’s clearly been ransacking the house for something, but is forced to concoct a ridiculous excuse when caught in the act:

Mr B: I say, Mary!
Mrs B: What is it, John?
Mr B: Look.
Mrs B: Good heavens! What’s happened? Who’s done all this?
Mr B: Yes. The flower vase is overturned and the water is splashed all over my desk. And my papers are scattered all over the floor.

Mr B: But that isn’t the worst, Mary. There was an important letter on my desk. I left it there which morning. And now it’s missing.

Tom claims the wind must have blown the letter out of the window, but we know better.

Apparently, the authorities have begun to get suspicious by now however, as surveillance starts on the house:

Tom: I say Jan, don’t you think that new neighbour of ours is very queer?
Jan: What neighbour? We have the Greens on one side and the Joneses on the other. There’s no other house nearby.
Tom: I mean that funny yellow house which has been standing empty for such a long time. The one on the other side of the Greens. Well, someone has moved into it at last.
Jan: Yes?
Tom: I saw a luggage van in front of it as I was coming home from Dick’s one day last week. It was quite dark, almost ten o’clock. Now, doesn’t that look suspicious to you, Jan?
Jan: Suspicious? Why?
Tom: People usually move during the day don’t they? And then, you know, no one has had a good look at that man yet. I saw him only for a moment as he was taking some of his things out of the van/ He wears dark glasses and has a beard which I’m sure must be false.
Jan: Good heavens!
Tom: And he is never at home you know.
Jan: How do you know that?
Tom: Well, perhaps he is at home, but doesn’t want to let anyone in. As I was going past the other day, the milkman was just taking up the milk. He probably wanted to collect his money, so he rang the bell but nobody answered it. And today it was the same with the postman.
Jan: The man simply leaves early for work, that’s all.
Tom: And why does he keep the blinds pulled down in all the windows that look onto the street? Tell me that if you can?

I’ll transcribe some more tomorrow, when we’ll discover whether or not John is in on the conspiracy or simply trying to catch Tom in the act…

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The Stanley Kubrick box

When Stanley Kubrick died, he left behind literally thousands of boxes full of archive material, so much that he became frustrated with the storage boxes available to him. He worked out what he felt was the optimum size for a box in terms of storage space and ease of handling. and consulted with a custom box building company to deliver boxes to his design. He specified that the lids should be “not too tight, not too loose but JUST PERFECT“. According to an internal memo from the box company they noted “fussy customer, make sure the lids slide off properly” during their manufacture.

Apparently, you can still order boxes to Kubrick’s specification from his supplier:

The box in question was produced to the following specification:

Ref: R.278

Type: Brass wire stitched box, full depth lift-off lid (case lid) with triangular lugs.

Composition: 1900 micron (0.080 inch) double sided kraft container board.

Dimensions (internal): 16.1/4 x 11 x 3.3/4 inches (R.278).

Our ex-works prices for a box of this type would be:
10 boxes at £3.40 each
25 boxes at £2.20 each
50 boxes at £1.95 each
Prices are in pounds sterling and exclusive of VAT.

Trading since 1914, we have built an unrivalled reputation as manufacturers of bespoke hand made boxes of the very highest quality, a reputation further enhanced when we were awarded The Royal Warrant.

I very much appreciate your interest in our company and hope that we might be of further assistance.

Regards
Fred Cannon
Sales & Marketing Manager
G Ryder & Co Ltd
Tel: 01908 375524
Fax: 01908 373658

I’m tempted to put an order in myself although I suspect the prices might have gone up a bit.

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Coraline Alphabet art

As part of the promotion for the new Coraline movie the producers have scattered 26 unique alphabet artworks across the web.  As a work avoidance strategy I thought I’d track them down (to save you the effort!)
Click on the images to visit their original homes and for larger versions.
(I’m still missing R and Y tho – know where they are? Let me know in the comments!)
Now complete – looks like they weren’t all up yet when I started this!

A is for Adventures

A is for Adventures

B is for Bobinski

B is for Bobinski

C is for Coraline

C is for Coraline

D is for Dad

D is for Dad

E is for Entrance

E is for Entrance

F is for Forcible

F is for Forcible

G is for Ghost Children

G is for Ghost Children

H is for Hands

H is for Hands

I is for Imposters

I is for Imposters

J is for Jump

J is for Jump

K is for Knowledge

K is for Knowledge

L is for Ladies

L is for Ladies

M is for Music

M is for Music

N is for Needle

N is for Needle

O is for Otherworld

O is for Otherworld

P is for Palace

P is for Palace

Q is for Quick

Q is for Quick

R is for Ragdolls

R is for Ragdolls

S is for Spink

S is for Spink

T is for Toys

T is for Toys

U is for Up

U is for Up

V is for Vehicle

V is for Vehicle

W is for Wybie

W is for Wybie

X is the Spot

X is the Spot

Y is for Yum

Y is for Yum


Z is for Zanzibar

Z is for Zanzibar

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